He Makes Pee Wee Herman Look Like An Amatuer

He Makes Pee Wee Herman Look Like An Amatuer

This may be old news to some of you but it's new to me! Caramel Hunny sent this in to me this morning and I had to share it with you.

On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash.

The location where Griffin crashed is located a couple miles from the Target Center where Griffin had played with his team several hours earlier.

Abed Hassuneh, who is the brother of the victim, said Griffin told him, "That he was masturbating himself going down that street. That's how the accident happened because he was not paying attention. He's paying attention to that video and all of a sudden he's shoveled somebody's car on the top of the sidewalk . . . "

Several of the 911 callers that night said Griffin was drunk. One witness said Griffin told him he was watching pornography in a DVD player mounted on the dashboard of his Cadillac Escalade SUV when he struck a Chevy Suburban parked on University Avenue Southeast. (continue)

In the video located on the site he says "I will buy you any car you want. . . not a Bentley. " So the brother wasn't too drunk, no?