I Know People Who Know People

I Know People Who Know People

I hate to keep bringing this momofucka up but this story and picture are just perfect examples of all types of wrong. I almost fell out my chair when I saw this shit on A Hot Mess! [Shout out to Zee for the link] If Billy Martin's side-eye doesn't inspire you to step your game up then you just need to leave this site, STAT.

Lawyers for the Jones High School alumnus caused a stir this morning when they read a star-studded list of possible defense witnesses. The names included Muhammad Ali, Tom Brokaw, Woody Harrelson, Goldie Hawn, Spike Lee, Diane Sawyer, Paul Simon, Sylvester Stallone and Barbara Walters.

"Do any of these names, ladies and gentleman, seem familiar to you?" Senior U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodge asked soberly. Many of the potential jurors chuckled. Jurors are routinely provided the names of potential witnesses and asked to disclose if they have prior relationships with them that would interfere with the ability to be fair.

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