Need A Tooth Pick?

Need A Tooth Pick?

I would like to take a quick moment to issue a big fat phuck you to Splash News for mistaken Zodiac Fishgrease for his brother Tito. I curse thy name. Now back to our regularly scheduled commentary.

Jermaine Jackson sat on a bench picking his teeth while waiting for his wife, Halima Rashid, to finish shopping [I thought he said he was broke?] after lunch in Beverly Hills before heading home in his drop top Bentley. Exciting times.

You can hate on dude if you want to but you would be wasting your time. The man has never met a rest stop t-shirt that he didn't like and for that alone I salute him. Now scooping your brother's sloppy seconds and making her wifey? That's another story.