Throwing Shade
The Last King of Wonkland In Cape Town, South Africa
Whenever Forest Whitaker's wonky eyes are covered the planets align, squirrels hum "Zippity Doo Da" and pixie dust falls from the sky. Enjoy this magical moment while you can because he will be back to his normal, tangled ways before you know it.
Keyshia a/k/a Assless Chaps wearing a pair of sunglasses inside a nightclub may not be a big deal to you but it is enough to make me pace the floor at night clutching my pearls.
Is she hiding from the flash of the paparazzi's lightbulbs? Did she accidentally poke one of her pupils while trying to apply eyeliner? Did Youg Jeezy blackout during a session of love making and serve her ass up with a two piece special? What in the I-wear-my-sunglasses-at-night hell is really going on?
I'm not even chartering into this territory on a Monday morning.
The Last King of Wonkland In Cape Town, South Africa
Keyshia Cole & Lorena Cartagena (Fat Joe's wife) At Mansion In Miami, 4/20
Keyshia a/k/a Assless Chaps wearing a pair of sunglasses inside a nightclub may not be a big deal to you but it is enough to make me pace the floor at night clutching my pearls.
Is she hiding from the flash of the paparazzi's lightbulbs? Did she accidentally poke one of her pupils while trying to apply eyeliner? Did Youg Jeezy blackout during a session of love making and serve her ass up with a two piece special? What in the I-wear-my-sunglasses-at-night hell is really going on?
Scott Storch & DMX Also At Mansion
I'm not even chartering into this territory on a Monday morning.
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