. . . or so she claims. On the eve of her Broadway debut in The Color Purple, Tasia Mae has decided to set the record straight about her tough past. She tells the New York Post that she was never, in fact, illiterate."I dropped out of school in the ninth grade, and when I said I had trouble reading, they took it that I couldn't read at all," she says. "I knew the basics, but some words that were unfamiliar, I couldn't figure them out." However, the "brand-new" Fantasia wants the world to know this: "I'm da bomb now, babe!" (source via Dlisted)
"I knew the basics, but some words that were unfamiliar, I couldn't figure them out...But I'm da bomb now, babe!" WTF? Jesus be a solid steel storm shelter around me. I need you now.
Listen Fanny, just because somebody gave you a Hooked on Phonics box set for Christmas last year doesn't mean you have to back peddle your previous statements, damn.
Speaking of celebs who need more people, urgh, stop fronting to please the suits over at Disney. What you do with your Pop's remains is your business.
For instance, I sprinkle a little bit of JB's ashes into my cream of wheat every morning. It gives me that extra boost I so desperately need. I'm in my child bearing years.
I wish a momofuku would step to me about it.
Listen Fanny, just because somebody gave you a Hooked on Phonics box set for Christmas last year doesn't mean you have to back peddle your previous statements, damn.
Speaking of celebs who need more people, urgh, stop fronting to please the suits over at Disney. What you do with your Pop's remains is your business.
For instance, I sprinkle a little bit of JB's ashes into my cream of wheat every morning. It gives me that extra boost I so desperately need. I'm in my child bearing years.
I wish a momofuku would step to me about it.
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