We can pay homage and shower Beyonce with crunk juice another day. Don't like it? Kill yourself. Right now, it's all about her official wig carrier and cousin Angela Beyince.
Angela is much more than SWSNBN's purse watching cousin. She has also co-written deep and thought provoking songs like "Check On It", "Girl," and "Naughty Girl."
And how do they pay her for her hard work and dedication? With a damn House of Dereon shirt. Excuse me but my Bible tells me that man cannot eat by polyester alone.
So Angela if you are reading this please carry the following jewel with you for the rest of your life.
Every time your, ahem, employer ask you "Chile how do I look? Be straight up with me nuh" and you know she looks like shit, tell a lie. And don't feel bad about it. Tina and Mathew have been lying to Solange for all these years, don't break the family tradition.
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