Let's Kill Three D-list Birds With One Stone


Ahh yes, it feels like it was just yesterday when Marques Houston wore this tangtastical bio hazard outfit to the 2004 MTV Movie Awards. I hope he has it hanging in the back of his closet because it may come in handy.




MH is currently putting in his bid on catching an STD from Kim Kardashian. The pair was spotted at a Los Angeles airport over the weekend. Hmm, they both look a little different without their mugs painted but they're still attractive kids. I wouldn't drink or eat after them but whatever.

I'm beginning to think that Kim's vagina is a black abyss. All types of shit gets trapped in that thing. I bet my library card from junior high is stuck to one of the walls.

Speaking of things associated with KK's vajayjay, Vivid Entertainment has offered Ray J a four movie directing deal. Uh oh, Martin Scorsese better watch out. Yeah right.

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