WTF Files: The Ultimate Stan

WTF Files: The Ultimate Stan

"I've been stalking Jay-Z more than three years," Katrina says matter-of-factly. "Jay-Z is the CEO of Def Jam [Records]. He's a big celebrity. In my mind, he's more than that. He is just my dream. I can't seem to think of anybody else. He is my all and all." Katrina buys every magazine Jay-Z is in, has called him over 300 times and e-mails him 200 times a day, but he has never responded. She even had a T-shirt made up with Jay-Z's and her picture, that she says she sleeps in every night. "Jay-Z's real name is Shawn Corey Carter. When I'm writing songs, I would just call him Shawn. I make up my own songs and leave them on his voice mail," she shares. "I went to a Web site that has gossip, and they believe anything you say. I e-mailed them a letter, saying I was Jay-Z's ex. I also went as far as saying Jay-Z liked me better than [his girlfriend] Beyonce. He's in love with me," she reveals. "Everything was made up. . . "

Katrina's friends have pointed out that she'll never be able to take Jay-Z from Beyonce. "I don't care. To me, I am Beyonce. I am every man's dream. I'm accomplishing it by just looking in the mirror and saying, 'Jay-Z's going to be my man,'" she says. Katrina explains that when she heard a rumor that Jay-Z proposed to Beyonce, she snapped and tore all his pictures up. "I want to see Beyonce and Jay-Z one day in public and just go there and snatch her weave out." (continue)

Wow. Just . . . wow. Hova's magical two liters of fun strikes again. And this time she didn't even have a sip, damn.

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