What's Got Rihanna So Jubilant?

What's Got Rihanna So Jubilant?

Did Pon De Forehead just save a lot of money on her car insurance by switching to Geico? Tested negative for the clap? Or maybe she found out that she just secured a job as a worker in the wig crypt. I'm not sure, I'm hoping you guys can help me out.

She stopped by TRL yesterday to perform that damn song for the 5,429th time. I will say that I like the classy Rhianna better than the booty shake one. She still reminds me of a girl that I once knew. Um hmm.