Let's Play Hide The Negro!

Let's Play Hide The Negro!

The fact that I cannot stand Eva Longwhoria has been well documented on this site. The shit pretty much goes without saying. But this tidbit was a little too juicy not to get some attention. Looks like she may have some issues introducing Tony to her Granny at the family picnic:

Longoria tells Allure magazine that she was planning to send her grandmother a San Antonio Spurs calendar so she could see what her boyfriend looked like, but her mother reminded her that not everyone approves of the fact she's dating a biracial man. Longoria recalls, "She said, 'You can't give grandma a calendar. She doesn't know Tony's black.' I said, 'We'll just tell her he's French.'" (BlogNyc)

Now ain't that some shit. I'm not going to go off the deep end how I normally would because I have a feeling some of you are going to echo what I'm thinking.

To my future white boy toy who may be reading this you have no worries. As long as we make some pretty kids together you're a-okay with my family.