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Nigga Please

Christina's Milian ex-boyfriend Nick Cannon is looking for a white woman after kissing one in his rollerdisco movie Roll Bounce. The black entertainer split from Milian last year and now he's on the hunt for a new love - and he's convinced white ladies are the way forward. He says, "I'm addicted to white women because in my film Roll Bounce I had to kiss one. I was like, 'I've never done that before. Now I'm after Brittany Murphy and Jennifer Love Hewitt." (contact music)

If you are anything like me you don't give two broke dicks about Nick Cannon.

Life In Atlanta

Butta sent me this yesterday and I thought it was hilarious. To read the entire email, join the C+D Yahoo group.

This is for anyone who lives in Atlanta, who has ever lived in Atlanta, has ever visited Atlanta, ever plans to visit Atlanta, knows anyone who already lives in Atlanta, or knows anyone who has ever heard of Atlanta, Georgia.

Atlanta is composed mostly of one-way streets. The only way to get out of Downtown Atlanta is to turn around and start over when you reach Greenville, South Carolina.

All directions start with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House." Except that in Cobb County, all directions begin with, "Go to the Big Chicken." Peachtree Street has no Beginning and no end and is not to be confused with:

Peachtree Circle

Peachtree Place

Peachtree Lane

Peachtree Road

Peachtree Parkway

Peachtree Run

Peachtree Terrace

Peachtree Avenue

Peachtree Commons

Peachtree Battle

Peachtree Corners

New Peachtree

Old Peachtree

West Peachtree

Peachtree-Dunwoody

Peachtree-Chamblee

Peachtree Industrial Boulevard