Bobby and whitney to divorce?

Ah Hell To The Nah! Whitney and Bobby To Divorce?

Are Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown finally ending their troubled 14-year marriage? A Lowdown spy reports that the 36-year-old Brown - who shares a 12-year-old daughter with the 42-year-old R&B superstar - has been telling friends and acquaintances they're splitsville. The weekend before last, during a visit to the Foxwoods Casino in Mashantucket, Conn., Brown was spotted chatting up pretty women backstage while the all-girl group SWV (which stands for Sisters With Voices) performed along with male groups Guy and Blackstreet.

"While flirting with a bunch of women, they asked, 'What's up with your wife?' Bobby said, 'We ain't together no more. We're getting a divorce,' " says the spy. (more via Eskay)

Once again I hope that this is a rumor. Local law officials take notice: I will yell "Radddddddiooooo" and throw a trash can inside of my town's racist pizza parlor if Nippy and Bobby ever split. There is light at the end of the tunnel for fans of B.Brown such as myself. A possible tour with SWV? Christmas all over.

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