I honestly had every single intention of not doing a post at all today. I decided earlier this morning that I was going to download some music, catch upon some of my personal favorite sites, and finally sort through my email. And then I came across this fuckin' brilliant post by my chica Es over at Beautiful Hustle. Her entry gave me inspiration to open up Notepad and get busy. So yes I ripped off this idea but unlike most cyber cats I give full 100 percent credit for doing so (if you're feeling salty right now than you're probably guilty). So let's go!
T.Error Mari
T.Error Mari is one of the many reasons that my 13 year old cousin's sex life is jumping off more than mine. The first time I saw her Ashanti-dance across my tv screen I almost instantly knew that I was not feeling this little girl. I don't know about ya'll but when I was 17 years old I was hosting pep rallies, rapping on the back of the bus, burning cd's to slang at school and trying to cram for exams. The last thing I was ever concerned with was telling "a nigga when to call me" because I was too damn busy. But I guess all of that would made me lame in some of the eyes of my fellow classmates who were on that T.Error Mari tip. I graduated and didn't have two kids by the time of my 19th birthday from a boy trying to play man who made me feel real good. Half of my life I my Pop's was absent from the picture and I didn't go wild. Bitch please. I mean just look. This poor child is so confused she forgot that she had a nail missing when she came on the set for her photo shoot. Hoe sit down!
For about three months I was totally oblivious to "Desperate Housewives" debut on ABC. I was too consumed with school and work to actually sit down and watch anything on television. But as soon as I came back home my television screen was straight bombarded with images of those bitches from Wisteria Lane. But one of them stood out a little more than the others. Can anyone tell me what's so special about this broad? She has the body of an 11 year old boy and a face that screams Fivel (yeah that Fivel). Plus she got them DMX / Ja Rule crackhead bottom teeth. Tramp had the nerve to get salty about not getting nominated for an Emmy. After slutting around Hollywood for a couple of months she now apparently has Tony Parker pussy whipped. I'm happy for both of them, really I am. *sarcasm* I just don't think I have to be subjected to their public displays of affection everytime I turn on my fucking television. Hoe sit down!
I'll be the first to admit that I don't like Lil' Romeo for the pure fact that he is the offspring of Percy Miller. But the reasons for my dislike doesn't stop there. This morning I decided to bite the bullet and watch the tragedy that is "106 and Park". Romeo came through to premiere his new video called "Cutt" which is a watered down version of the song "I Can Tell You Wanna Fuck" by the 504 Boyz (the only reason that I know about this song is because I have a cousin who used to blast it in the car when we would parking lot pimp after the club, just ignant). I couldn't believe my eyes or ears. The same lil' nigga who has a show on Nickelodeon my eight year old cousin watches religiously is trying to give me tips on how to get my stroke on? Fukouttahea. Hoe sit down!
J-Nicks (the new host of "Rap City") : Who are you and where did you come from?
My Mini Me : You will never do it like I. Point.Blank.Period.
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