Mike Tyson = PORN STARAH!

Mike Tyson = Porn Starah!

Niggas is mad I get more butt than ash tray - Notorious B.I.G.

Well, everyone can rest easy. Now that Mike Tyson has retired from boxing, I'm sure many of you have been concerned how Tyson would live his life. Well, rest assured, Mike has a plan. Porn! Yes, Mike Tyson in porn. According to an interview online, Mike says that he has plans other than fighting. Tyson said, "I'm definitely not fighting anymore. I've talked to some people; I just talked to a gentleman named Jimmy, who's involved with Club Jenna. You know, Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in that kind of business as well." This is absolutely perfect. I can only hope they have Tyson involved in the performance end of the business. What else could it be? I don't think they're going to bring Mike into Club Jenna so he can devise a new marketing strategy. I doubt he's going to be producing or directing the films.

Mike the porn star? The only thing more disturbing than this, is that it really isn't surprising. What else is he going to do? He can't fight, he's broke, he needs money and how can someone make money fast? Porn!

Cuz he "eat, eat, eat, eat" pussy all day.

Also check out Jimmy Kimmel's "Trapped In The Closet" spoof. HA! That white boy is hilarious.