Crunk Award Winners

Crunk and Disorderly Black Tie Gala 2005

Aww man, last night at the Crunk and Disorderly Awards was soo much fun. The stars came out, we all ate fried chicken and watermelon. It was just a beautiful atmosphere. Here's a recap of last night big winners. I can't wait until next year!

Hip Hop Metro Sexual of the Year
Kanye West

Best Live Performance aka Rewind That Shit Son!
Destiny's Child on 106 and Park when Michelle came tumblin' down . . .

So, Now You Niggas Back On My Nut Sack?
Common

I.Need.Money.
Black Rob

You Niggas Ain't Fuckin Up My Establishment
Jay-Z

If I Can Make An Album So Can You
Mannie Fresh

Seriously, I Didn't Know Pictures Of My Pussy Would Get Plastered All Over The Internet
Vida Guerra who also walked away with Butterhead of the Year

White People Love Me
Xzibit

Kobe Bryant Rape Verse of the Year
"Listening to this song kinda make a nigga want something / Did some daydreaming / Now I'm fiending like I'm on something / Girl don't hold it from me/ Cause right now I'll be don strong arm it" - Lil Webbie "Give Me That"

I'm Not Like Other Female Rappers Even Though I Dyed My Hair Blonde And Lost Some Weight
Remy Ma

Down And Out
DMX

You Want To See My Kid? aka I'm A Proud Father
The Game

Thanks For Giving My Career Mouth To Mouth
Olivia to G-Unit

Ohh, Where Ya'll Shooting The Video At? Lemme Be In It!
Jazzy Pha

So What If I Got My Ass Kicked In My Hometown Club
Pastor Troy

Not At All A Baller
Baby for bouncing checks at Jacob's

Are Our 15 Minutes Up Yet?
Trillville

Gone In 60 Seconds
Fabolous

Betcha I'll Wear A Rubber Next Time
P.Diddy

Please Stick To Your Day Job
Roy Jones Jr.

Since This Is My Label I Want To Be On The First Single And Also Make A Cameo In The Video
50 Cent

Angry Black Female
Foxy Brown for fighting the lil Korean people in the nail shop and then duking it out with Jacki-O