Usher. You are not Micheal Jackson. I repeat you are not Micheal Jackson.
Mad Linx (Host of Rap City). You ever notice that this nigga never has any guest on the show? True enough we had to deal with Big Tigger talking with his hands and rapping in the b0oth every now and then but its something we learned to deal with.
People who take blogging a little too seriously. Grab a hold of life.
Sylvia Rhone. I stopped believing in your "visions" a very long time ago when you said Whitney was going to leave Bobby. Yeah right! Those two are still in eightball heaven. Your voice also sounds like you're suffering from emphysema. And how do you wipe your ass with those fingernails?
Chicks on Blackplanet / Migente / who insist on pouting their lips to "look sexy". You don't look hot, you look like a damn fool.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. I don't give a blue fuck about your relationship. Why should I be exposed to it everytime I turn on the picture box? I can stomach Ashton and Mary Kay Letourneau, erh, Demi Moore more so than you guys. And then you make my irritation reach new and profound heights by appearing on Oprah. With her sickening ass.
Aaron Carter. Straight outta Wiscompton! I can't stand this little white boy because he's the talent equivalent of Vanilla Ice.
Stedman Graham. Grow some nuts!
Black people who always blame "the white man" for everything. Your car broke down? Blame the white man. Can't get an erection? Blame the white man. Your utilities were turned off because of a past due payment? Blame the white man. Lines long at Wal Mart? "Dem damn crackahs need to accept my damn application and we wouldn't have this problem!".
Eva Longoria. I think her pussy should come with both a warning and side affect label. I hope Mr. Parker didn't tap that. Her last name kinda sounds like ghonerra now that I think about it...
The Black Eyed Peas. Everytime their music comes on I get a staggering migraine. I can't understand for the life of me how anyone in their right mind can nominate you people for any award other than "most likely to blow up after you add a white girl with great abs".
Bobby Valentino. Everytime I hear that song I want to scream. Plus you're shorter than Ludacris thus legally making you a midget.
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